THE GRUDGE OF THE MOMENT 01
Cassie Hates…Music
All those notes. Suspicious.
Currently hated
All the beef.
- 01Music
All those notes. Suspicious.
Currently hated - 02Movies
Two hours of sitting? An outrage.
Currently hated - 03Macaroni and cheese
Pasta wearing a cheese sweater.
Currently hated - 04Taylor Swift’s music
The songs have entered their objection era.
Currently hated - 05Rainbows
Seven colors. Showing off, honestly.
Currently hated - 06Video games
Buttons being pressed. Allegations pending.
Currently hated - 07Cabbage
Lettuce with a superiority complex.
Currently hated - 08Chocolate
Being delicious is no defense.
Currently hated - 09Skittles
A rainbow you can chew. Double trouble.
Currently hated - 10Doritos
Triangles with main-character energy.
Currently hated - 11Tiny umbrellas
Weather protection for one extremely important grape.
Currently hated - 12Traffic cones
Hats for roads. Nobody asked the roads.
Currently hated - 13Crocs
Shoes with built-in escape hatches.
Currently hated - 14Disco balls
A ceiling ornament that insists on being the sun.
Currently hated - 15Birthday candles
Tiny fires demanding a song.
Currently hated - 16Garden gnomes
Lawn ornaments with suspiciously full calendars.
Currently hated - 17Wobbly jelly
A dessert that refuses to take a firm position.
Currently hated - 18Alarm clocks
Small boxes announcing crimes against sleep.
Currently hated - 19Paper airplanes
Stationery seeking a flight upgrade.
Currently hated - 20Ice cube trays
Water booked into very small apartments.
Currently hated - 21Cotton candy
Sugar masquerading as weather.
Currently hated - 22Pinecones
Trees leaving very textured paperwork.
Currently hated - 23Fortune cookies
Biscuits giving unsolicited life advice.
Currently hated - 24Broccoli
Tiny trees lobbying for dinner.
Currently hated
No beef here. Yet.
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